May 2013
52 posts
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giveme5secs:
how to ruin your life:
actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance
arguewithatree:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
whatacatchbillie:
[accidentally cares about bands more than education]
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tomlinshawty:
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Watch
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
buggerallthisforalark:
THIS IS WHAT EUROVISION IS ALL ABOUT
A MAN DRESSED IN A BEJEWELLED CAPE SINGING IN A FALSETTO WHILE BASICALLY NAKED MEN GYRATE AROUND HIM
swinubuh:
When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
grumpcatblys:
happilymourning:
thatsqualitystuff:
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
is no one going to mention the girl knitting a...
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
ferroseed:
people who think tumblr is a “secret place” that no one knows about
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the-tardis-gets-wifi:
cisbloodscum:
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
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krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
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theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
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interviewer: guess which 3 albums were top selling in the UK last year
ed: adele, one direction and me
interviewer: yeah! how about that! ... though how could one direction beat you?
ed: they've got a huge fanbase
interviewer: yeah, they've got a good song as well. "little things", have you heard of it?
ed: my bank balance has
padalikey:
ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
poopflow:
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u
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